It's a gorgeous Sunday -- well, maybe slightly chilly with the breeze -- and I decided I should walk to the grocery store. This decision came about because while sitting at my roommate's computer, I noticed two fliers from local stores: Shaws and Stop 'n Shop. And inside the Stop n' Shop flier may be the one of the greatest declarative statements that I have ever read:
We Will Not Be Undersold on 5 lb Matzo Bundles!
It's such a strong, impassioned declaration that I am almost compelled to buy matzo.
Also, I discovered a two-word phrase that made Google come up empty. And so, to fill the niche, I will now write it below.
Harlequin Woodchuck
There. I have made my mark.
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