Well...

I was just cleaning out my spam folder--unsubscribing myself from junk lists that I never signed up for in the first place--when I came across something odd indeed. At the bottom of an email add for Insurance Architects.com (back when I was I still job hunting, I had to find temporary insurane. I'm guessing that's where this spam came from) was a paragraph of type so small it looked like a Word document zoomed out to 10% of normal size. It looked like type only an ant could read, if ants could read at all. For curiosity's sake (who knows what's lurking in small print--especially on the internet) I copied and pasted it into a Word File. This is what it says:

The beagles love guys named "Pete". Bubbas laugh at television evangelists.
Spiritualists panic the racing car drivers. Fossils make the best doctors.
Without exception, the brats hit on optical illusions. Slime balls are destined
to marry cockroaches.Employees discriminate against ogres. In the dark of night,
the peanut butter eaters maintain that cannibals say nasty things about idiots.
Karate instructors say that the finite element fanatics beat up Aggies. Boys
will marry the industrialists. Shoe salesmen gaze longingly at telephone
operators. Student senators are befuddled by spirits. Civil servants lecture
sternly to goblins. The President announced today that the classical musicians
make good substitutes for orphans. Why do drunks believe that geographers are
allergic to shoes? Bullfighters are really Aggies. Cowboys should kiss the
scientists! Giants cohabitate with ballroom dancers. Ecologists worship
grandmothers. Vipers have affairs with walruses. Most actors feel that the
savants invalidate the children! Administrators are always running into ladies.
Many teaching assistants join forces with jokers. Ghouls will no longer tolerate
turtles. The hammers are believed to be dental assistants. AT&T operators
are destined to become notary publics. Cowboys spy on employers. Grocery clerks
shun the tailors. you can debate with liberal arts majors. Ballroom dancers look
down upon jugglers. True or false: Amway distributors idolize grandfathers. Pity
skeletons! Marmosets pester cat lovers. Mandrills malign aliens. Pigs work for
the spelunkers. The T.V. doctors insist that the yuppies breed with optical
illusions. Punks are from outer space, say the karate instructors.Economic
geologists hit on system analysts. Everyone knows that the human beings wish to
meet moms. Sitting alone in his room, I suddenly realized that nomads dance with
editors. During the summer months, the Americans are believed to be
administrators. Fast food cooks keep telling me that the National Park rangers
join forces with fast food cooks. Did you know that the veterans hold
discussions on maniacs? Mermaids have gained control of psychiatrists. Teenagers
cannot understand merchants. Guys belittle the spirits. During winter, the white
collar criminals wreak havoc on seismologists. Nobody laughed when he said that
the television personalities kiss the mobile home owners. Painters analyze
aeronautical engineers. Managers are looking for mobsters. Hippies blame the
professional wrestlers. Physicists salivate over termites! Cattle like to be
thought of as Vikings. I read in the newspaper that the hermits like to be
referred to as Yankees. While I was in Mexico with Jeff, he told me that
undergraduate students secretly long for the millionaires. Why do you deny that
the bellhops are more fun than boneheads? Ballroom dancers follow the web geeks!
Geographers drink to the health of soap opera stars. Lion tamers feel that lion
tamers are pleased. In broad daylight, only videogames insist that the primates
curse the children of drones. In some cases, graduate advisors supervise the
soap opera stars. True or false: topologists are jealous of violinists. Rock
stars make music with policemen. Intellectuals do not know how to use their
pigs. Geophysical technicians sicken mad scientists. Husbands will crush all the
reflection seismologists. True or false: topologists think of themselves as
fathers. Bugs analyze peanut butter eaters. Spiritualists cleanse the truck
drivers! Cadets tend to think that the aristocrats burst into tears if they see
freaks. In the summer months the circus geeks avoid angels. At the last
conference on law students, we learned that pediatricians have been seen dancing
with the babies. Institute personnel always respect caribou. Student senators
hit the mailmen. Candidates are experts on Sumo wrestlers. You can't deny it --
all psychoanalysts harass procrastinators. The robots dream that the opera
singers taunt campers. Bears blush when they see girls. Yuppies wave their hats
at bookworms. Caffeine addicts amuse heathens. Marsupials annoy feminists.
Babies were all once dads. Didn't you know, the geniuses say, that the beagles
completely trust Vikings? Endocrinologists refuse to believe that troglodytes
scratch the faces of seismo-zombies. Preachers refuse to believe that
laundromats rebel against sadists. Robots rule over the fishermen. Have you seen
the news reports which claim that the employers seek golfers? Was it you who
told me that maniacs like to tease editors? Was it you who told me that
Presidential cabinet members make prank telephone calls to babies? While you
were at the toy show, didn't you contend that endocrinologists always hog all
the cadets? Actuaries swoon over Oklahomans. Imbeciles wish to be windsurfers.
Tenors shout imprecations at turtles. Why do people say that professional
wrestlers compose random sentences about mechanics? Was it you who told me that
television weathermen drink to the health of television weathermen? The hard
rock geologists have discovered that the marmosets are reincarnated as
hypnotists.On the CBS National Nightly News, he claimed that the rabbits take
care of child psychologists. All the faculty advisors care deeply about the
children. Policemen blush when they see laundromats. After several gin &
tonics, John Tower said that the raccoons steal from sanitary engineers. Puppets
do not trust Democrats. Parents could learn from insects. Mermaids live next
door to mandrills.

And really, after reading that, what else can I say?