Thursday, April 06, 2006

Surrealist Spam

I'm beginning to suspect a that there is a surrealist spam movement out there in cyberspace.

First it was Victimizing S. Auditing and this morning I received an invitation to purchase "men's health drugs" from:

Pretends I. Offbeat

At least if I'm receiving spam I'm also receiving amusement.

My evil cold has returned, lodging in my lungs, of course. There's nothing like that feeling of a chest cold. I want to take pipe cleaners and ram them into my bronchial tubes to clean them out. Disgusting? Yes. But the most accurate description I can come up with.

Well, I've got tons of work to do before my four-day weekend (off to the magical land of Wisconsin). I must be off .....

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

But the most accurate description I can come up with

Okay, first of all, that isn't even a sentence. Then, you have the audacity to begin it with a conjunction, and then end it with not one, but TWO prepositions?!

Well, I've got tons of work to do

"I have got"? What kind of verb structure is that? Never use "gots" and "gets," there is always a better word.

Okay, I know you're going to become all angry with me now, so bye!

Knittyjen said...

Let's just refer back to the part in my blog where I say "My evil cold has returned." Do I care about prepositions? Not currently. However, as I am generally more picky about grammer and sentence structure, I can only agree and hang my head in sickly shame.

cough, cough

Anonymous said...

You mean "grammar."

I'm really sorry.

Knittyjen said...

Oh, holy cow!

I really am sick.

I should be shot, obviously.

:-P

Anonymous said...

Badgers don't use grammar.