It's hot.
I don't like it.
It is so humid, in fact, that I have a man on stand by with a dixie cup and a squeege in case I melt into a puddle of Jenny onto the floor, and I have to be cleaned up and collected.
It's so humid the air has tangible weight and thickness. I had to more or less swim to work.
As Mrs. Tall Matt and I used to say (back when she was Daughter of Snap-on Tools Man -- a very long moniker) it's so humid you need gills to breathe!
Hence: slap on the gills! It's summer in Boston.
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Puddle of Jenny? That sounds delicious. Does it go well on ice cream?
Dolphins do not have gills. That is because they are mammals.
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