I got my haircut and the most amazing thing happened:
I found my neck.
I never realized how even having shoulder-length hair made me look neck-less (like when I was a kid and Barbie's head fell off. You could put it back on, but she always looked a little funny without her swan-like neck holding up her plastic head.)
All right, all right .... who thinks they can get away with posting the theme song to the Golden Girls without me noticing? Fat chance. If there's one thing I know, it's 80's TV sitcom theme songs.
I may not know much else, but I do know that.
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That was me. I hope you will forgive me for my plagiarism. That was wrong of me. But I did not think you would figure it out.
I kind of have a thing for Bea Arthur so I watch that show a lot.
--Jon
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
Cuz he knows there's no such thing!
Hey, I just wanted to say I hope you're feeling better. But I feel intimidated by the surreal and lyrical comments flying around here.
- boring old Kelly (not pretending to be Jon, deceased, clergy, or Dr. Demento)
Look I figured out how to put my name in! Now you know it is really me.
I wrote you a new poem Jenny. Here it is:
I believe that children are the future.
Teach them well, and let them lead the way.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside,
Give them a sense of pride.
That is for you and I hope you like it
--Jon
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